1999jun07. This is quite funny. There’s a black hole in the center of our galaxy. Although the news story does say that black holes “pull in matter” and that the solar system is orbiting it, it doesn’t really go the extra mile to say that we’re actually being PULLED IN by it. [via infosift]
Wait, I’ve got some tag lines!
The universe actually does suck ... now scientifically proven.
From the Big Bang to the Big Hole
My planet was swallowed by a black hole and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
Okay, I’ll stop now. Are we going to get any sort of black hole ETA? I mean, will it be before or after the heat death of the sun? I need to know, I put everything in my little planner.

