1999jul28. Mail.
From: Jason Lubas
To: [a cardhouse operative]@cardhouse.com
I just came across your site, and thought you might be interested in our service, [name here] [URL here].
We offer a FREE web based email service that allows you to use YOUR DOMAIN NAME! For example: username@cardhouse.com.
Not only is this a FREE service to you and your users, it also virtually guarantees repeat and constant traffic on your site daily! Web based email is a fun and easy way for your viewers to have an email address they love. And a great way for you to send your viewers new and resourceful updates about your site.
Come and check us out [URL here].
Or contact me personally at: 1(800) 468-8915 ext. 594.
Hope to hear from you soon!!
Jason Lubas
Man, a real phone number. You don’t usually get that with spam. And there’s NOTHING I can do if one of my readers decides to call this person. Nothing. I mean, if someone took it upon themselves to let Jason know that we already have our domain-name mail addresses under control, and that Jason himself sent email to a cardhouse.com email address in much the same way an ad-man would try to sell snow to Eskimos, my hands are pretty much tied.
Special Message To Jason When He Finds This Page: Hi sweetie. Love the work. Where have you been? Let’s do lunch.