1999jul08. Okay, I am back from the desert now. I was sick out there. It was fun. I went to the Luxor in Las Vegas and laughed at the dumb things. Also people kept stealing my fork while I was pigging out, American buffet hog style. Not wise, leaving me the knife for revenge.
In other news, a real estate agent stuck an American flag/pole into the lawn the other day with a dopey letter attached to it, with phrases like “Flagstravagnza” (sic!!!), “this is one of my many ways of giving back to the community for making me top producer,” and “thanks in advance to all who showed their support, by prominently displaying their flag.”
Support of what? Support of you? Support of America? SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN!!! What a fuckhead. Nothing like advertising coat-tailing on people’s patriotism. Shit on top of shit.
So I burned the flag.