1999dec05. Well, it’s December of 1999, that means there’s less than 31 shopping days until Y2k. I know, I know, you’re sick of hearing about it, but I thought I’d “check in” with this little smarmy observation. It’s probably going to be a pain in the ass to get around town and buy things during the last week of this year because of all the panicky idiots and New Year’s party preppers. My suggestion here is to actually stockpile enough of your basic living crap now to avoid the Y2k T Minus One Week shopping/travelling clusterfuck. Or T Minus Two Weeks, let’s throw Christmastime in there as well. Or move immediately into a hardened decomissioned floral-scented missile silo. Thank you.
