1999aug03. Pokey the Penguin is a beautiful surreal comic strip with an extensive archive. Some ne’er-do-well has apparently taken it upon himself to create some sort of futuristic program that automatically sends a randomly-composed five-panel Pokey the Penguin strip to Metababy every damned day, like this one from today. Jailtime is too good for this scamp, this rapscallion, clearly the type of punishment he richly deserves is best served in the form of a large slice of Boston Cream Pie. He hasn’t had Boston Cream Pie in quite some time. And maybe some vanilla ice cream, as well? That would be fitting!

