1999aug02. So there was this weird bug crawling up my wall just now and I just grabbed the nearest tools I had to get rid of him, namely, a screwdriver and a dish plate. So I knocked him off the wall with the screwdriver, and onto the plate. Just my luck, he turned out to be some kind of break-beat poppin’ bug and as soon as he landed on the plate he made a little click and flew a foot in the air. I don’t mean “flew” in the traditional sense of the word - I mean he flicked himself into the air. He didn’t have wings, the poor bastard, so he’s compensated by coming up with some kickass tumbling gymnastic skills. Then he landed back on the plate, and did it again, and again, and again. Because his trajectory wasn’t entirely vertical, I had to move the plate around so he didn’t x-scape [circus music plays here]. Eventually he missed the plate and landed on the floor.
That’s when I smooshed him with my Arling & Cameron CD.