1998oct30. YOUR POLICY DOES NOT PROVIDE COVERAGE AGAINST THE PERIL OF EARTHQUAKE.
“So
my renter’s policy doesn’t cover earthquakes.”
“That’s correct ... “
”So what exactly does it cover? Theft?"
“Theft, and fire ... “
“So
what happens if the earthquake causes a fire?"
“That’s actually covered ... if
the house goes down in flames, you’re covered ...
“So, if a big hole
opens up and swallows the whole thing while it’s on fire, I better have
a video camera handy before it disappears.
“As long as it goes down
in flames ... “
(2006: No more stuff = no more renter’s policy! See ya, vampires!)