1998oct15. An unexpected phone call!
“Hello, I’m calling for the [city1] police department, they will be in a charity football game against [city2]’s police department. There will be professional football players participating on each team, [ ... five minutes later ... ] was wondering if we could count on you to attend ... “
“Will they be using guns?"
“Excuse me?"
“Guns. Will they be using guns?"
“This is a football game ... “
“Yes. But will the police be using their guns during the game?"
“They, they ... no!”
“Sorry, not interested.” [click]
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