1998nov12. Mail.
Hey there Mr.Simple,
Just wanted you to know how many hours
I have spent at work browsing around your site. My employer wouldn’t be
to happy to hear that but I think you have far and away the most entertaining
site that I have come across in all my days. I also wanted to get a quick
psychic read from you if you have the time.
My life: college student,
law clerk, likes beer and girlies. My car contains : pens of various colors
(working and not), 32 oz. cup from taco cabana, 4 empty packs of camel lights,
Mc.donalds bag with partially eaten egg mc.muffin included, bag of frisbees,
a pack of gum, a backpack full of school supplies.
Let me know if I
am certifiable or not.
-Zack
Zack, I am glad you came to me first. I could sense this was going to happen. I see that your life is rushed, hurried. I see the life of a ... COLLEGE STUDENT? Is this correct? I am getting a vision of ... wait, it’s cloudy ... it is SMOKE! Do you smoke, Zack? Do you “hang out” with the WRONG CROWD? I am also getting an image of RECREATION ... perhaps you play HACKY-SACK ... perhaps FRISBEE. It is not clear. But enough about you ... let’s open the PSYCHIC DOORWAYS of YOUR FUTURE ... . I see a career ... a career in LAW! Could this be a good career choice for you, Zack? I also see ... girlies ... DRUNK GIRLIES! This is probably another good omen. I also see FREE REFILLS AT TACO CABANA FOR A LIMITED TIME W/PURCHASE OF 32OZ OF YOUR FAVORITE SOFT DRINK! Hurry, Zack, HURRY!