1998jun06. For the last few weeks, I’ve been getting a lot of credit-card application junk mail. I think I know where all of this stuff is coming from, because one of the applications was addressed to someone who’s never used my p.o. box. I think there are RO-BOTS trawling the net, grabbing “whois” address information, and then putting this into a database. And for some reason, this is a big deal to credit card companies. And this gives me a warm feeling, because between the daily mail flow, and all the calls from the long-distance companies, it makes me feel like I’m someone important. If you are a sales representative for any type of product whatsoever, call me. Let’s talk. I love you.

