1998apr04. My housemate recently bought some paper towels with a happy “Save the Planet” slogan printed on them. Speak for yourself, you lousy paper-towel bastards! We all used to use cloth towels before you showed up, and we damn well can go back anytime we want! Anytime now! Here we go ... we’re going now ... see you in hell, paper-towel companies ...
And, in local news, Towne Club is back! Towne Club! Towne Club! They have a website that isn’t even there (www.towneclub.com)! We bought a case, we did! Towne Club! If you’re in the neighborhood, stop on by for a free(*) bottle of Towne Club! If you spill some, I’ll wipe it up with my CLOTH TOWELS (right HERE, paper towels!).
* You will be charged.