1997may20. Short Note About Dangerous Candy Bar.
I was in the supermarket the other day, riding the cart like a bulky skateboard, and I nearly smashed through a new floor display touting “Endangered Species Chocolate – Chocolate That Makes a World of Difference.” They had all sorts of chocolaty bars there, with pictures of various endangered animals on ’em. An optional pamphlet explained the humanitarian mission behind E.S.C. (http://www.chocolatebar.com), and it had a few quotes from concerned childrens.
“We shouldn’t kill animals, we should pet them” – Ruby, age 6After reading this, I immediately snatched up “The Orca Bar.” The bar was black and white, but it didn’t taste like an orca at all. I guess. Maybe orcas taste like chocolate. That’s probably why they’re endangered, stupid freaking orcas.