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Building the Moroccan Court ‒ The Met

2019nov17.

How a Ceramics Master Makes Plates for Michelin-Starred Restaurants ‒ Handmade

2019nov17.

Rock Lobster in reverse

2019nov17.

Vas is der "Coffee Jelly Whips"? (Page & Shaw, ~1920s)

2019nov10.

1992. we go to canada. come back.

us border patrol: open your trunk. [fx: opens] what's this.
friend: whirlybirds (samara, whirligig etc).
agent: what.
friend (reaches in large bag, grabs big handful, lets them go, they whirlybird to the ground): whirlybirds!
agent: you can go.

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2029. we go to canada. come back.

us border patrol robot: TRUNK OPEN. [fx: trunk opens] EXCESSIVE UNIDENTIFIED PLANT LIFE. JAIL TERM: SEVENTY-TWO PARENTHESIS OPEN SEVEN TWO PARENTHESIS CLOSE MONTHS.
friend: dang.

2019nov05.

"Oh! I'm Such a Dorg!" Presented by Stickney, Cotton & Co., Wholesale and Retail Dealers in COAL. 1880, Boston.

2019oct30.

FAMOUS CINEMATIC YANKEE SCREWDRIVERS #3 Brazil (1985)

2019oct28.

FAMOUS CINEMATIC YANKEE SCREWDRIVERS #1 The Blues Brothers (1980)

2019oct27.

FAMOUS CINEMATIC EGGS #43 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

2019oct23.

FAMOUS CINEMATIC EGGS #26 Cool Hand Luke (1967)

2019oct22.

FAMOUS CINEMATIC EGGS #24 Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

2019oct21.

FAMOUS CINEMATIC EGGS #17 Blade Runner (1982)

2019oct19.

FAMOUS CINEMATIC EGGS #22 To Catch A Thief (1955)

2019oct18.

FAMOUS CINEMATIC EGGS #37 To Catch A Thief (1955)

2019oct17.

it's telling that the #1 job hunting book has a title suggesting you murder your prospective employers

bonus stage: what the hell is with that "n"

2019oct08.

you're the minister of tourism for malaysia, 2004

you need to convince people to come to your country

you get to make one pamphlet

get it all designed, four-color

have you said everything you need to say?

maybe add a quick parenthetical statement

2019oct08.

Macros Book v0.1 (2020).

2019sep28.

1929 Chump candy bar, Williamson Candy Company. The logo design is an ambigram, using the same word as a 1908 example that appeared in the Strand Magazine.

2019sep27.

Untitled Goose Game, 2019.

2019sep22.

shit's crazy (dominion chocolate co. limited, toronto)

2019sep13.