Advertisement for Catogni's, The Roanoke Times, March 8th, 1892. Here's our store front, we sell items you may find yourself wanting to eat. Done. Looking forward to food shopping in real life, bidding adieu to the poorly-implemented local global supermarket chain's online presence. Exhaustively petty report to follow some time soon or never.
1905 trademark Uncle Cy's Corn Wafers. "Why in God's sake can't we move these fuckin' wafers"
"Gonna need a little more hustle from all of you, fifty more pieces an hour ... my dream boat isn't going to buy itself"
"FIFTY MORE EACH OF YOU BOAT BOAT BOATBOATBOAT"
i am sad
i had to replace the battery on my hygrometer
it had a field for max temp reached
hit it driving back from la through/on the grapevine w/no ac
VAN NEISTAT: Fantasy Fixing
Wintergatan: Clock Escapement Marble Gate
The State Birds are Garbage
1913 Our Salesman. Moore & Evans, 32-34 Wabash Avenue, Chicago.
Daisy Picture Pistols Solve Your Boy or Girl Gift Problem. Superman Krypto-Rayguns. Daisy Manufacturing Co. Children's Activities, December, 1941. Back cover.
The Esperanto Family (1990). Produced by Joe Horne, creator of Stevie & Zoya and The Specialists.
1879 June Confectioners Journal. Boule De Gomme Anglice Gum Balls, A. J. Chauveau & Co., Philadelphia. "Have all flavors, including lemon, raspberry, currant, cherry, almond, celery, &c." "They are not only beautiful to the eye, delicious to the taste and refreshing to the palate, but are also esteemed of great value as a pectoral remedy."
Honey can you please hand me a few of those celery gumballs, my pecs are acting up
I was addressing a group of young people the other day and they all expressed disbelief at my description of consumable pudding sold in a metal can. You wanted to get all that delicious pudding material out of the can so you'd lick the lid etc. Hunt's ran some safety commercials about not licking the can but you licked the can anyway ... Snack Pack the Talking Horse could go shove it.
C. R. Pearce Company, Pittsburgh PA. Hot Dog Chocolate Covered Dates. Confectioners Journal November/December 1923. Do you know what they are all saying? They're All Saying ‒ HOT DOG!!
The Tri-Motor chocolate bar. Trademark issued to Chicago's Belmont Hotel on June 25th, 1929. "There isn't anything like this patented bar, containing chocolate, whole wheat and spinach."
Safari-Pak, Sue Ann Foods Products Corporation. Telefood Magazine, August 1967. Yes hello I was wondering what the difference is between "Provincial Sauce" and "Supreme Sauce" is thank you please?
1918 Walton and Moore Dry Goods Company catalog (gingham).
The Guy Who Decides Packaging.
The book Macros: Problematic "Catch" Phrases for the Now-Now Generation ... is done. It will be offered for sale in January, say.
Sapporo "Love Beer" commercial.